This web site will be about selling hats and apparel from the glitchy, noisy days of the web. You're in the right place if you've never logged off. Free US Shipping.

Also checkout my Instagram @thedialupinternet (you'll never know what you'll find ~.~)

Please e-mail me if you have any questions, comments or have suggestions on a cool hat design. Can't promise I'll get back to you, but I'll try.

As always the site is still under construction, but please feel free to browse around!