The Dialup Internet | Offline Dad Hat

$29.99

~~$32.99~~ $29.99

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LIMITED TIME DISCOUNT FOR EARLY SUPPORTERS UNTIL END OF 2025 | From $32.99 to $29.99

Remember the handshake sound? The LOUD anthem of the 56k era. KRSSSSHHHHHHH KKKKKKRRRRR KAKINGKAKINGKAKING TSHCHCHCHCHCHCHCCH BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! That glorious chaos before the connection; a hiss of a modem booting, mix of static, screech, and electric promise of a whole world loading one pixel at a time.

Well, this is the official Dialup Internet base hat stitched with that same energy. It hums with the sound of connection: imperfect, human and full of promise. Not to mention the pixelated icon in all its glory. It’s not just a hat, it’s a signal from a slower, weirder web that still lives on.

Mostly on 100% chino cotton, except the green camo (35% chino cotton, 65% polyester)

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Specs & Size

Soft chino twill. Embroidered nostalgia. Big retro soul.

US Embroidered
Blank product sourced from YP Classics® classic dad cap
100% chino cotton twill
Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile fit
Curved visor, 6 embroidered eyelets
Adjustable strap with antique buckle
3 ⅛" (7.6 cm) crown height
Made on demand to reduce overproduction

Each hat is made especially for you as soon as you place your order.
Thanks for supporting thoughtful production, and keeping internet history alive.

Size guide (inches)

	A	B	C	D
One size	20 ½ - 24 ⅜	4 ¾	3 ⅛	7 ½

Returns & Free Shipping

Free Shipping

Typical fulfillment time for orders: 3–7 business days.
Once your order is ready, shipping times will vary based on your location, with domestic shipments generally arriving within 3–8 business days.
If we noticed any delays in fulfillment or shipping, we try to keep the customer in the loop.

Shipping Stats we've been tracking

From our calculations average shipping time (from dispatch to delivered) is around 4.44 days, like just flat days not excluding weekends.
If you count days from when ordered to delivered, average delivery time is around 7.89 days, also in just flat days, counting even weekends.
Oh and these are nationwide deliveries.

Returns

No returns/exchanges unless damaged/incorrect item. We will only accept unworn, unwashed products back.
Ensure to review the sizing guide prior to placing your order. Returns will not be accepted based on fit.
Contact within 14 days for damaged/incorrect items. Returns need to be shipped back to the address listed on your packing slip. You will be expected to pay the return shipping cost. For more information check the refund policy details here. And send us an email for more instructions.