The Dialup Internet | Offline Dad Hat

You don’t miss the old internet. You miss when online felt alive. Embroidering the old internet. Free U.S. Shipping • 8-Day Avg. Delivery

$33.95

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Our brand's design, dial-up era on a hat!

Remember the handshake sound? The LOUD anthem of the 56k era. KRSSSSHHHHHHH KKKKKKRRRRR KAKINGKAKINGKAKING TSHCHCHCHCHCHCHCCH BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! That glorious chaos before the connection; a hiss of a modem booting, mix of static, screech, and electric promise of a whole world loading one pixel at a time.

Well, this is the official Dialup Internet base hat stitched with that same energy. It hums with the sound of connection: imperfect, human and full of promise. Not to mention the pixelated icon in all its glory. It’s not just a hat, it’s a signal from a slower, weirder web that still lives on.

Mostly on 100% chino cotton, except the green camo (35% chino cotton, 65% polyester)

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Specs & Size

Soft chino twill. Embroidered nostalgia. Big retro soul.

US Embroidered
Blank product sourced from YP Classics® classic dad cap
100% chino cotton twill
Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile fit
Curved visor, 6 embroidered eyelets
Adjustable strap with antique buckle
3 ⅛" (7.6 cm) crown height
Made on demand to reduce overproduction

Each hat is made especially for you as soon as you place your order.
Thanks for supporting thoughtful production, and keeping internet history alive.

Size guide (inches)

	A	B	C	D
One size	20 ½ - 24 ⅜	4 ¾	3 ⅛	7 ½

Returns & Free Shipping

Free Shipping

Your hat is made just for you after you order, so it takes a little longer than Amazon.

Making your hat: 3–7 business days.
Getting it to your door: 3–8 business days after that
If anything runs late, I'll keep you posted. But honest average is 8 days from checkout to doorstep.

Real Shipping Stats

I track every order. The honest average is about 8 days from checkout to doorstep, weekends included, anywhere in the US.

For data nerds: average shipping time (from dispatch to delivered) is around 4.44 days including weekends. If you count days from when ordered to delivered, average delivery time is around 7.89 days, including weekends.

Returns

Every hat is made to order just for you, so I can't accept returns on worn hats (T^T) but I want you happy with it.

Arrived damaged or not what you ordered? Email me within 30 days and I'll make it right with a replacement or refund.
Sizing worries? Check the size guide above. The adjustable strap fits most heads, and if it's truly off, email me and we'll figure it out together

Bottom for legal purposes:

No returns/exchanges unless damaged/incorrect item. We will only accept unworn, unwashed products back.
Ensure to review the sizing guide prior to placing your order. Returns will be handled case by case for fit issues.
Contact within 30 days for damaged/incorrect items. Returns need to be shipped back to the address listed on your packing slip. You will be expected to pay the return shipping cost. For more information check the refund policy details here. And send us an email for more instructions.