It really whips the Llama's ass | Y2K Denim Dad Hat

$33.99

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Color Classic Skin (base-2.91.wsz) Classified v5.5 (Denim Debug)

Back when music meant something, before playlists were served by AIs and before streaming crushed the soul out of sound; there was Winamp. The scrappy little player that didn’t just play your mp3s; it made the internet feel human... and also it whipped the llama’s ass.

This hat is a tribute to the days when music came in ZIP files, visualizers melted your CRT monitor, and playlists were pure chaos (but the good kind).

It’s not just a hat. It’s a banner for the believers. For those who remember when the web was weird, personal, and built by people, not platforms. Wearing it says you were there: trading skins, burning mix CDs, and carrying that spark forward into a world that could use a little more soul and a lot less corporate bandwidth.

Specs & Size

Dad cap with a washed-out vintage feel. Embroidered nostalgia. Big retro soul.

US Embroidered
Blank product sourced from OTTO®, largest blank cap source in America
100% cotton twill, vintage-washed finish
Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
Curved visor, 6 sewn eyelets
Adjustable strap with metal snap antique brass finish buckle
Black sweatband
Head circumference: 18″–23″ (47 cm–59 cm)
Made on demand to reduce overproduction

Disclaimers:

The hats are distressed, so there might be some color differences between hats of the same color making each item even more unique.
Due to printing specifications, lighter-colored prints may have a visible seam pushing through.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide (inches)

	A	B	C	D
One size	18 ½-23 ¼	4 ⅜	2 ⅞	7 ⅛

Returns & Shipping

Free Shipping

Typical fulfillment time for orders: 3–7 business days.
Once your order is ready, shipping times will vary based on your location, with domestic shipments generally arriving within 3–8 business days.
If we noticed any delays in fulfillment or shipping, we try to keep the customer in the loop.

Shipping Stats we've been tracking

From our calculations average shipping time (from dispatch to delivered) is around 4.44 days, like just flat days not excluding weekends.
If you count days from when ordered to delivered, average delivery time is around 7.89 days, also in just flat days, counting even weekends.
Oh and these are nationwide deliveries.

Returns

No returns/exchanges unless damaged/incorrect item. We will only accept unworn, unwashed products back.
Ensure to review the sizing guide prior to placing your order. Returns will not be accepted based on fit.
Contact within 14 days for damaged/incorrect items. Returns need to be shipped back to the address listed on your packing slip. You will be expected to pay the return shipping cost. For more information check the refund policy details here. And send us an email for more instructions.